On the ground in Detroit

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Today the newest issue of Time magazine with Detroit on the cover was sold out in all the area Borders books and Barns and Noble stores. Apparently it's a good report, I'm not sure though. I want to read it and critically review its content. I really would like to see what they, ["they" meaning skilled, experienced, educated and assumedly intelligent journalists] put together on this city. But all in all is Detroit really as bad as it would seem to the outside eye? Once one adjusts to life in the 'hood things can be quite relaxing, and a sense of contentment and simple enjoyment sets in. The Sunday afternoon barbeque, the smell of smoke, the music from the neighbor's radio, the bump of the cars bass, the call of the pheasant, bees buzzing in the trees. I mean, this is my east-side reality were things are a bit more country. But Detroit's Deroit. Sometimes I find it liberating where people are just ... in the moment whatever that moment is. Whether you're serving at the spot or struggling to pay for classes at Wayne state or both, it's a unique experience and everyone's perception of the same reality shifts by person. Let's all share our perspectives. I do want to read the time report before I make any assumptions.

But because with all these reports coming in from national media; from stranger reporters who have descended upon this "industrial wasteland" it's starting to become a caricature of itself. Meaning the formula for this kinds of thing can be nailed and celebrated with a simple drinking game.

I'm not sure what's going on. I've only lived in the city proper for two years. I definitely think that the city may look different to a foreign eye. And I think that vantage point needs to be developed. But seriously, I feel that the mainstream information flow, for the most part, is so conventionally wacked. Here we have the majority of reports and analysis of the political and socio-economic situations coming from people who have not been assimilated into the unique culture of Detroit. A lot of these problems are based in a cultural, racial, class based subtext. They're problems that are not new but are magnified by economic recessions. But the magnification turns it into a spectacle, a grand exhibit. Then there's the added consideration that white people inherently have an incredible need conquer. If they talk about the old train station and urban farming and urban blight and such then it's ... pretty predictable.

Hair advice:

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I've always worn my hair natural. As a mixed person (black and white and other) my hair doesn't respond well to all "black" hair products nor does it respond well to "white" hair products. For years I struggled with hair products from shampoos to conditioners and serums. They either oiled the hell out of my hair so it was just lumpy and heavy or dried it out until it was crispy and frizzy.

So, all my ladies (and gents) with seriously curly hair, here are some products that work. Remember, never get stuck using one product. It's crucial to rotate shampoos regularly...but make sure you keep some good ones in rotation. Here are some products that work for me:


Shampoos:
#1. Kerastase "Oleo Curl Bain" in orange bottle $35 at salons OR $23 at www.beautybythecase.com

#2. CHI "INRFA SHAMPOO" Grey bottle w. red cap. " Moisture Therapy Shampoo"(I found it for $13 at CVS) It works almost as good as Kerastase!

#3. Marc Anthony "Strictly Curls" shampoo $7 at any place that sells shampoo it's REALLY good the first week or some then it drops off. I'd suggest alternating it w. CHI or Kerastase twice a month or so. It'sa good backup.

#4. Pantene "ICE SHINE" Shampoo. $5 at most places. Again, like Marc Anthony only good if used once in a while or it dries out your hair. NEVER use Pantene "Hydrating Curl" it is a lie! They should call it Pantene "Crispy Frizz"

SO I think that's a good start on the shampoo. Let's talk conditioner!

#1. Kerastase "Oleo Curl" conidtioner. Again, orange bottle about $25/bottle. I couldn't find it on beauty by the case website but it's at most salons. I don't sweat it too much tho bc there are cheaper ones that work.

#2. (Actually for the price this should be #1. ) PANTENE PRO V RESTORATIVES "FRIZZ CONTROL"conditioner. $6.50 at most places where Pantene is sold. It has a purple band around it and it comes in a tube shaped bottle like a large tube of toothpaste. AWESOME stuff! Never gets old! I suggest using it immediately after shampooing AND on days when you don't wash your hair. Put a good dollop of the stuff though hair and leave it in for about 5 mins while you shower before rinsing it all out.

#3. So I don't usually do the leave-in thing with conditioners but if you do, find a good black beauty supply shop and look for "Africa's Best" products. OMG they never let you down. This is a rule.

"Africans Best" has a deep conditioning treatment they have for $3 and it gets you a tub of this stuff. It's called "ORGANICS SHEA BUTTER PLUS" by "AFRICA'S BEST". It comes in a tub with a green top and a purple and green label.



There are lots of good conditioners out there. Don't use any with "Petrolatum" in the ingredients.

#4. Any of the Pantene PRO-V Restorative conditioners seem to do a good job.

#5 BioInfusion "Moisturizing" conditioners ($7, Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid)


OK. Now here's a step I skip unless I'm stepping OUT!!! IT's styling products.

And none of these are much better than the other

a. Redken "Ringlet 07" formula. $12 at most salons and dept. stores. Run that through combed, towel dried hair and watch the magic as it dries!

b. Garnier Fructis "Curl Scrunch" gel. $8 at pharmacy. Same application. Redken might be a tiiiny bit better but this one's cheaper!

c. This one works WITH Curls AND when/if you ever want to straighten our hair. It's called "OLEO RELAX" leave-in serum by Kerastase. $25/bottle @ salons AND beautybythecase.com. Smooth a very small dab it over hair after you apply the curl gel or if it's straight hair smooth down frizzes with it or use it to aid you flat iron.

d. Some sort of strong hold hair spray for days I slick my hair back and don't want fly-aways. I use a toothbrush comb in fly-aways with hair gel and then spray it in place.


OK that's all for now! Let me know how it goes!

I AM curious, what products do YOU use?

TIP: If you've been using the same shampoo for months, try switching it up, even if it's a good shampoo. You can always come back to it. It's good to rotate between shampoos that you know work, something to do with the change in chemicals? I have no idea. But trust me, it works.

So if I've been using the Chi's ultra moisturizing shampoo for about a month now and I might switch to
Aveeno or Pantene "moisturizing" shampoos every couple months. If I could afford to I'd use Kerastase "Curl Bain" more often, tho. It's not as crucial to switch conditioners if you get a good one, either.

On Commitment

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“ ‘DO YOU KNOW why I am so glad,’ she said, ‘so glad to look at you? — why I like you so much today?’
‘Well?’ I asked, and my heart began throbbing.
‘I like you because you have not fallen in love with me.’ ” ~Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Political Detroit

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chili recipe

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http://greenlitebites.com/2009/01/14/easy-slow-cooker-vegetarian-chili/

Packard Plant: let it burn?

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Detroit's Packard Industrial Park's 3.5 million square feet is an eerie landmark in the city. Once a symbol of economic prosperity, today the sprawling, decayed frame covers 35 acres with shattered glass, dripping rust, and heaps of municipal waste such as shoes, dolls and boats. In the spring and summer parts become enshrouded in leafy overgrowth.

In many ways, The Packard factory is a symbol of The Motor City's decline from a prosperous manufacturing capital to a city in crisis.

A fire blazed through the top floors of the structure Sunday night June 28th at 7:30 p.m. Firefighters faught the blaze from the outside for hours. The fire is suspected to be arson.

Bing's campaign statement on trash incinerator

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When running for Mayor Dave Bing has this to say about recycling and about his position on Detroit's method of municipal waste disposal:

Q: Do you think Detroit should continue to send garbage to its waste-to-energy incinerator?

A: In fiscal year 2007-2008, Detroit residents paid $172/ton for trash disposal – about 5 to 7 times as much as nearby suburbs, and about 14 times what private haulers paid to have their trash burned at the incinerator ($172/ton versus $12/ton).

In 2008, the city council voted to end sending our trash to its waste to energy incinerator. I support this action. Detroit can sell materials that are currently going into the incinerator on the global market. The city can not sell what now it burns. That is more money that could be earmarked for our deficit. I have been informed that of the nation's 30 largest cities, Detroit is the only major city without some type of curbside recycling program. While confronting our mounting deficit, I can not promise a city wide curbside recycling program, I would support working with the private and non-profit sectors on pilot programs.

Common goals

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"I am the employer of Al Sharpton.
I am the paycheck for Jesse Jackson.

Sittin' here smokin' weed,
sellin' drugs,
countin' money with a bucket of chicken and a ...

... , listinin' to Gucci Mane.

Matrin Luther King Jr. is rolling in his grave sayin' 'This Nigga!'

(Don't quote me on that. The NAACP will throw a temper tantrum.)


I have that nightmare of bad credit.

I have that dream of a big house.

Can't stop now,

I am Barack Obama's 'yes we can.'"

DPS security hiring

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Want to work as a Detroit Public Schools police officer? They make more than $17 an hour with full health benefits. Check out requirements here: CLICK HERE

Diane Bukowski sentenced

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Diane Bukowski, a reporter for the African-American owned Michigan Citizen newspaper, was sentenced to one year of probation, 200 hours of community service and more than $4,200 in fines this morning after being convicted of two felony counts of police obstruction last month.

Bukowski was arrested at the scene of a fatal high-speed police chase crash in northeast Detroit last November. Her conviction has been seen as a political attack from the Wayne County prosecutor Kym Worthy’s office for her long history of covering police brutality incidents in Detroit and her criticism of the Wayne County prosecutor for not responding to these incidents.

Early in the sentencing hearing Circuit court judge Michael Hathaway said he would not give Bukowski jail time.



After imposing the sentence he said was pleased. “I’m very comfortable with the result of this case and with the sentence that I am about to impose,” Hathaway said.

The Fly

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The helpings were huge; greasy
The woman ate every bite

There was a surly waitress who ignored

The Fly

that circled throughout the meal

Ten Reasons why the North American International Auto Show WON'T move to Novi

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JUST FOR FUN:




So there's been some talk recently -- well more than talk, there's a threat rolled into a recently passed senate bill that will put the same Cobo transfer deal that the Detroit City Council rejected in February in front of the council again to vote on. But this time the state is holding a water gun spray painted black to their heads and they think the council won't know the difference. L. Brooks is a white male version of a hustlaaa, of a hustlaa, of a-of a hustlaa. He's saying "This is a stick up, stick up, gimme that hall or that Auto show!" It's called the "if you don't we'll move the auto show to Novi," caveat.

This nothing more than an obnoxious bluff. Why would the biggest auto show on the continent move from the major U.S. city that is in history for being the birthplace of the automobile to some deadly dull midwestern city like Novi Michigan?

The Detroit City Council should not sweat about the Auto Show moving to the Rock Financial Showplace in Novi. There are bigger fish to fry. Like Michigan losing the show altogether. The state and the city should be in talks not bickering with each other and giving CPR to dead legislation. These are tough times for Micihgan and leaders should act accordingly. The Cobo center does need to be repaired. No doubt. But if the state can give $9 million to the rock financial showplace for expansions it can give Detroit to fix some loading docks and repair some concrete.

But anyway here's ten obvious reasons why the auto show won't go to Novi:

10. WTF is there to do Novi other than 12 oaks mall and some skeezy nightclubs?

9. Since when is Novi a major U.S. City?

8. There are no casinos in Novi.

7. There is no international riverfront in Novi

6. A travel events page lists "Things to do in Novi: (1)" Seriously, there's only one thing listed to do. See for yourself: CLICK HERE

5. International Auto enthusiasts don't usually consider cow tipping a thrilling pastime

4. The Rock financial Showplace will need more that $288 mil to turn it into a Cobo Hall.

3. Why does the region wants Cobo for themselves so badly if they can have the beautiful Rock financial showplace in Novi? L. Brooks just wants what he can't have and Monica Conyers playing hard to get ... ok just kidding.

2. The Auto show is shrinking like a wool sweater in a dryer. Last year they didn't even use all the space in Cobo due to tough economic times. Is there some boom we don't know about that's gonna take place between now and January? Seriously what's the rush for this $288 million expansion? They do need the docks fixed and some repairs. But that's what we have the Downtown Development Authority (DDA) for, no? Nothing a little teamwork can't fix.

1. THE NORTH AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW WILL MOVE TO CHICAGO OR L.A. BEFORE THEY MOVE TO NOVI. NOVI IS NOT EXACTLY AN INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL ATTRACTION. WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE? AT LEAST DETROIT HAS OPERA, GAMBLING, THE PEOPLE MOVER, UNIQUE DINING OPTIONS, ETC. NAIAS ORGANIZERS AREN'T THE ONES THREATENING TO LEAVE DETROIT! IT'S THESE REPUBLICAN STATE LEGISLATORS THAT WANT THE CONVENTION CENTER AND IT'S ALL A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN URBAN/SUBUNRBAN BLACK/WHITE, REPUBLICAN/DEMOCRAT.



Detroit, It's a DAMN SHAME.

That's the word,

MMF

John Conyers snubs Granholm

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"Now I am not endorsing my good friend Jennifer Granholm. Tell her that next time you see her."
Rep. John Conyers, Jr. withdrawing his endorsement of MI Governor Jennifer Granholm after she wrote a letter in support of Terrance Berg, current U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan. "What was she thinking?," Conyers asked.

MI Indigent defense Subcommittee

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Chair of MIchigan's indigent defense subcommittee Bob Constan speaks about ideas the committee is reviewing for new legislation on indigent defense:

Bob Constan, State Rep 16th house dist Chair of Indigent Defense subcommittee
What’s happened is because money seems to be tighter and tighter money for indigent criminal defense is the first area to get cut. We have a system now that varies from county to county. Funding [public defense] programs at the state level instead of a county level so we have same system throughout the state is maybe something we have to look at doing.
What works or doesn’t work in Wayne County may or may not work elsewhere. I’m an attorney. I’ve been in private practice for 21 years and a lot of the courts are moving to the lowest bidder contracts where one person comes in and handles all the cases that day. There’s no continuity representation. None the fees have been updated in years and years and years. We’re [Michigan is] very low on the totem pole. When they do the budget that’s one area that doesn’t get any cost of living adjustments.
Looking at how we can get more bang for the buck – one of the things we’re gonna need is some increased funding. Well we’re going to look at adding something to the bail bonds business – looking at some revenue sources there – the different fees or costs that are assessed –whatever revenue streams we can latch onto. [Changes in the current public defense policy] have to be done. They’re just changes that have to be made we’re not meeting our constitutional obligations – the ACLU has filed a lawsuit as they’ve done in other states – we just have to update and improve our criminal indigent defense. We have to make sure we get every dollar we can. Our state public defenders office handles 1/4 of criminal appeals – they’re doing a very good job. They have attorneys that specialize and that’s all they do. They’re very good at what they do. All they do is criminal appeals so they become specialized. You have to look at efficiencies like that. That could work statewide. The end result will be some legislation that will improve our criminal defense system. It will be introduced in the next six months.

Conyers to Endorse Cockrel for mayor

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Detroit, Michigan- Detroit Congressman John Conyers, Jr. will announce his endorsement of Detroit Mayor Kenneth Cockrel Jr. for the May 5 Mayoral Special Election.

Congressman Conyers will announce his endorsement at the 14th Congressional District Democratic Party Organization’s town hall meeting on Sunday, April 26, 2009 from 5-7pm at the Detroit Teamsters Complex located at 2741 Trumbull.

This town hall meeting will allow attendees to ask Mayor Cockrel abo ut his vision for the city of Detroit. Moreover, this event will also feature a discussion on whether Detroiters should approve the creation of a commission to revise the City charter.

Who won final Detroit mayor debate?

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Thursday night the third and final Detroit mayor debate of the special election was aired live on Detoit's
Channel 7 (WXYZ). The debate was predictable and did not produce one clear winner though Bing did stutter at bit and Cockrel got a lot of heat for the failed Cobo deal. Neither candidates showed a lot of passion and stuck to the old familiar speak points: Police mini stations, The failed cobo deal, The budget, past scandals ... yawn. Heard it all before in the first two debates! Bing offered as few specifics as possible and cockrel spent a lot of time defending his place as Bing attacked with often ridiculous charges saying Cockrel made the budget go up from 150 mil to 300 mil in a month. If I HAD to say there was a winner I'd say Cockrel only because he's had experience as mayor and knows a bit more specifics of what's going on than Bing. But neither one of them's stellar.

At one point in the debate Cockrel was talking about scrubbing toilets for a day in Cobo Hall? Really? And apparently he saved the city 400 million on some bonds controversy? Huh?

And Bing said his "relationship in Lansing is very good". With Who? That's sooo vague but that's how Bing debates.

New anchor Steven Clark asked the first question:

Gentlemen, first of all we’re here tonight because of failed leadership. Specifically leadership run amuck by the Kilpatrick administration. So far as interim Mayor Mr. Cockrel your biggest leadership test has been the Cobo deal and by all accounts you failed at that one. You and the council ended up in court over that, the deal didn’t get done, it fell through, you haven’t been able to get all the parties back to the table. Mr. Bing your political leadership is untried and untested. This question is for both of you. Mr. Bing if you’re given the opportunity and Mr. Cockrel if you’re given another chance, what kind of leader will you be? What will you do to unify the council reengage the region? In short Mr. Bing what kind of leader will you be?


Bing: My relationship with the council members is very very good. I believe that the Cobo deal is a deal that has to happen.I thought it was a good deal when it was announced. I have great relationships with the Wayne county executive and the Oakland county executive and I don’t know the macomb executive as well... My relationship in Lansing is very good.

I do understand why president of city council was opposed to deal. She wanted to make sure that Detroiters were involved in the deal You have to get Detroiters involved in the deal. This was not the case. That seemed to put the deal to the shelf. I would not have brought that deal to the table without knowing if I had enough votes. And that’s the mistake of faild leadership.

Cockrel: We engaged council very early in the process. It’s important to know that the same deal that the council ultimatly voted on is the same deal presented to the council last summer. Yes, the membership of the authority did change but that was a result of some late night menuvering in the senate.

In reality it wasn’t ‘til 11th hour that certain council members started to raise issues. The people have spoken. I’ve already spoken with presisent Conyers about this. What I plan to do moving forward -- we plan to re-engage everybody and come up with an alternative plan that works and a plan which represents the interesets and concerns of everyone and which seek to address concerns of everybody.


It’s all about where do we go from here? What I had first and foremost with this deal, people like Sheila Horton is a janitor who works for ABM at Cobo hall and I had the opportunity to work with her for one day doing her task at cobo hall. Cleaning toilets scrubbing bathrooms and wiping off table tops. I wanted to protect her job and the jobs of other people working at Cobo Hall and the jobs of those working in hotel rooms who desperately need concevion business and an auto show to keep going


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Bing: Budget: "First thing that I would do is go back and look at when my opponent first went into office we had at that time a 155 million deficit. Now I’m hearing that the deficit has grown to 280 mill maybe 300 million? He got there by inaction. Had my opponent made the decision to do the cuts that were necessary early on I don’t think that was as a city would be losing a million dollars a day and building that deficit up even more. I’m wondering where were are you going to get the $ from to buy these employees out. [Cockrel said he'd buyout city workers who've been around more than 30 years]. Sometime in the month of May that [Detroit] may run out of cash --- I don’t want to put fear in any body. Nothing worse than a payless payday...

My opponent is talking about a 10 percent pay cut across board. Look at each dept on dept by dept basis not necessarily Cut them. Look where your valuable employees are …

Cockel's Response: I became mayor on September 19 – we divulged to the public a month later the 280 million deficit. There’s not way I spent that much money in less the month –let be realistic about that. The reason why the amount went up is I revealed those numbers to public. The true numbers were never revealed. I also saved the city 400 mill by eliminating a controversial problem with a bond swap. I also indicated that I would take a 20 percent cut to own salary.

Cockrel volunteers protest at Bing HQ?

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The event organizer Derrick Sanders said Cockrel's team of supporters marching in front of the Bing headquarters in the rain were donating their time. The volunteers had planned to spend their Sunday afternoon canvassing for Cockrel but changed gears when Bing did not release the names of people he appointed to his crisis management team.

Two of the volunteers had a slightly different story. They both said that they (and others there) were getting paid to be there. They said they were slated to go door to door to canvass for Cockrel but were sent to the protest instead, though they were on the clock to canvass. "We're getting paid, believe that," said one volunteer.

The Cockrel campaign responded saying they did not pay anyone to show up and that the event was not related to the Cockrel campaign but put on by organized labor and community groups. They called the allegations of paid protestors "misleading".



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Detroit verbatim: the week in quotes

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Above:A view from Detroit's Cobo Convention Center (that is in the process of being "hijacked" for $20 million}.


Dear blogger,

It's been another awesomely ridiculous week. Detroit Mayoral candidate Bing not only forgot he didn't have a Master of Business Administration (MBA) but that it took him 29 years to get a bachelor's degree;Former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's partner in crime, Christine Beatty, got sick on jail food -- a lot; Radio personality Mildred Gaddis was still spewing hot fire at the "Hijacking of Cobo Hall", and Governor Jennifer Granholm gave the city of Detroit up for "adoption" to --- waaaiit for iiiiit --- MSNBC's "Morning Joe" Scarborough!? Hold on ... I'm having a premonition ... something about the "City of Detroit hijacking" ...

You CAN'T make this stuff up but you CAN slice it into fabulous one-liners and post them onto your blog!


"She spent a lot of time throwing up."
Christine Beatty's lawyer Mayer Morganroth said regarding Beatty's reaction to jail food. Apparently Coney Island hot dogs are much easier fare for the stomach.

"We are going to adopt Detroit,”
Joe Scarborough of MSNBC's "Morning Joe" told Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm referring to a plan to air "Morning Joe" in the city out of ... pity?

"I think you're trying to dig into something that isn't a story."
Detroit Mayoral Candidate David Bing angrily told Free Press reporter Bill McGraw when he asked for college transcripts. Weeks before he blasted interim Mayor Cockrel for not releasing his personal finances. Oops. Maybe Bing's right when he says he ISN'T a politician.

"There is not a category of money for large public buildings or anything like that."
Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm said about using stimulus funds for expand Cobo Hall instead of transferring it to a regional authority.

"Some folks think we're stupid and don't read."
Detroit City Council President Pro Tem JoAnn Watson about people who are pushing the Cobo Deal. And if by "folks" she means interitm Mayor Cockrel, Wayne County Ececutive Robert Ficano, Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson, Governor Jennifer Granholm, and Detroit Free Press Columnist Nolan Finley then ...

"You can google economic stimulus plans and convention centers. You're going to get more than 50 cities -- including Lansing."
Detroit City Council President Pro Tem JoAnn Watson.

"If you want to help us, just give us the money."
Detorit City Councilwman Monica Conyers said at a rally against the Cobo Hall expansion that would turn the city owned convention center over to a five person regional authority. She added, "A diva is a female version of a hustlaaa!"

“I got an MBA from the General Motors Institute after I got into business, quite frankly."
Detroit Mayoral candidate David Bing on an NBA website video interview.

“I don’t have an MBA from General Motors Institute.”
Detroit Mayoral Candidate David Bing on the Paul W. Smith show on NPR. Which one is it, Dave?

"I have pictures with my cap and gown [from 1966]"
Detroit Mayoral candidate David Bing told the Detroit News' Leonard N. Fleming. However, a story in the Free Press said: Bing's campaign spokesperson Cliff Russell "acknowledged Bing did not attend graduation ceremonies or receive a diploma." Get your game tight, Bing!

"I don't think I can get any more name recognition than I already have."
Detroit City councilman Kwame Kenyata on announcing his run for mayor in August. Apparently he can't possibly get any more well known. Is it because his name is Kwame K.? I kiiid, I kiiiiid!

"I don't see how somebody can forget that they never actually got a diploma."
Detroit Interim Mayor Kenneth Cockrel said of Bing's college education gaffe. Same way somebody can forget that they owe the city clerk $42,000, Ken. Saaaame way.

"We don't give up tapes without subpoenas."
Mildred Gaddis said to people calling into "Inside Detroit" asking fora copy of her program with John Conyers. Congressman Conyers said jokingly that she sounded like Carl Rove.

"I'm having a problem with elected officials with the audacity to ... tell Mildred 'I voted for it'. 'I hope it [passes].' I"m [going to] hire an attorney to make sure that it passes. Why? Because I'm smarter than you!"
Radio producer David Stephen at Cobo transfer protest. He added,"How dare Senator Hansen Clarke, Wayne County Executive Robert Ficano and Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson get the NERVE to tell MILDRED their position in the Hijacking of Cobo Hall?


All in good fun,

MMF

Detroit COBO deal protest

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Here's some protest pics! Enjoy!

Detroit the new Africa?

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Remember when Africa was the place to "adopt" from and hold free concerts for? Now, at risk of sounding politically incorrect, we need look no further than our own city.

Over the past couple weeks two popular talk show hosts have tried to rescue Detroit. One is the Tonight Show's Jay Leno, who held free concert for Detroit (although it took place in Auburn Hills, a well-to-do suburb about 40 minutes away from Detroit).

The other is Joe Scarborough, host of MSNBC's "Morning Joe". Scarborough says he wants to air Morning Joe from Detroit "all the time" and adopt the city. "I want to adopt the City of Detroit." He told Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm.

"I'm glad you haven't forgot about adopting us," Granhold said.

As a Detroiter I'm not sure if I should be happy to have a famous talk show host for a Dad or mad at Jennifer Granholm for shuffling me off so fast.

Either way, I have this weird feeling that the city of Detroit is thought of as this helpless orphan. What's Next is U2 gonna come and do a concert for hunger?

Is the UN gonna send helicopters full of rice sacks and drop it over the neighborhoods?

Are national Geographic photographers gonna come in and take photos of babies in poverty?

Ok I'm half kidding. But seriously, Detroit, we need to take care of our shit before Elton John and Michael Jackson sing a charity duet for the kids. (Juust kidding!)


OK I'll stop. But am i the only one who feels kinda like they're living in a third world situation?

Here's the clip: